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The weather has been dry(ish) and warm(ish) for a couple of days, so I'm calling it the beginning of the outdoor spraying season ... but I clearly haven't been getting out the back enough over the winter - the fat pigeons now think they own the place.

Seriously, one gave me a flying bitchslap across the forehead while I was putting the second colour coat on my Fox

Did you see World's craziest fools the other night? - just made me think of that clip where a bunch of kids feed the seagulls laxative-laced food at a busy seaside